What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
If you were a booger id pick you first
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Two fish in a bowl, First fish asks "Haven't i seen you around here before?" The second fish replies "F**k me a talking fish!!!!"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
what fell first? the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: the feather, the depressed kid is still up there
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
how do you fit 53 babies into a box. first get a blender...
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
