First jokes

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

The first hardest thing. 🍆

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

First (DYM 68).

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"