First jokes

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.

I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.

One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.