First jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.

By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.