My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescueπ¨βπ. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL π±π± Scientists have created an element named Pessomium π³π³
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama π‘π€¬ - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay π₯΅π€§ - Finished πΉπ€ - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts π₯Ά