Debut

Debut Jokes

My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescueπŸ‘¨β€πŸš’. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😑🀬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay πŸ₯΅πŸ€§ - Finished πŸ˜ΉπŸ€• - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts πŸ₯Ά