Firearm

Firearm Jokes

War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Bullet

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

People

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Force

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Lung

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Bird

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

ADHD

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

Weapon

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

Cowboy

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.