Firearm jokes
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
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Spread the cat gun.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.