What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I still remember my grandpa's last words; "Is that loaded?"
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
