Firearm jokes
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉