I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
