Firearm jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
X is for X-treme shooting!
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Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Slay.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂