Firearm

Firearm jokes

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."