Firearm

Firearm Jokes

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

School

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Time

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Gun

Everybody loves guns!

Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Knowledge

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

Nuke

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Squad

What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?

Suicide squad. 😂😂😂

Abortion

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Kid

How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?

Special forces.