What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
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What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
shoot
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
