When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I was walking in the forest with my gf.
I had a Desert Eagle for protection.
A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
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What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
