What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Porn.
Cameron Boyce
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
