Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"? No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Batman vs Superman?
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn't come out yet
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
