Film jokes
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
So cinema.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!