So cinema.
Film Jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
