Film

Film jokes

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.