Film jokes
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
So cinema.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.