What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
Who want's to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
Why do orphans start fights?
because they don't get in trouble at home
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
