Fight jokes

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Why do orphans start fights?

Because they don't get in trouble at home.

What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?

A war of nutrition.

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Why don't you fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Naruto solos.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.