People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Naruto solos.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
