Fight Jokes

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Get it?

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Jerry:my dad got into a fight on a plane Jeremy:that's just *plane* crazy!

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????

Wanna hook from Mount cook

my friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultist so I said Kanye's fanbase

What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...

Carrots????

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

demon slayer is yay and who's fav in demon slayer

You fighting? More like you dying!

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are🐺🐮

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights

Cause he couldn't stand up for himself

Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let's fight then last minute he said he don't want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other

to RANDYYYY,

hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.

-ALYA with love