i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
Why do orphans start fights?
because they don't get in trouble at home
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight. I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
my friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultist so I said Kanye's fanbase
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so...
Carrots????
Jerry:my dad got into a fight on a plane Jeremy:that's just *plane* crazy!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion
