Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
Fear Jokes
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's similar between a 14 year old pregnant girl and the fetus inside of her?
They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's going to kill me!"
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
