Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Memes
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.