Favorite jokes
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Memes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?