Favorite jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Memes
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."