Favorite jokes
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Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Memes
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.