Favorite jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.