Favorite jokes
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.