Favorite jokes
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.