Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.