Favorite jokes
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!