Favorite jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Memes
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.