Favorite jokes

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

What's a skeleton's favorite food?

Spare ribs.

What is a pedophile's favorite job?

The mall santa.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?

White Vans.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂

What's an orphan's favorite song?

"Gimme Shelter."

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.