Favorite jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"