Favorite jokes
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!