Favorite jokes
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.