Favorite jokes

What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?

Answer: Forever 21.

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Lady fingers.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

What's a skeleton's favorite food?

Spare ribs.

What is a pedophile's favorite job?

The mall santa.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?

Mississippi Mud.

What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?

White Vans.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What was Jesus's favorite sport?

Lacrosse.

What is a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka-cola!

What is a pedophile's favorite age range?

9-11.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.