Favorite jokes
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.