Favorite jokes
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.