Favorite jokes
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.