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Favorite jokes

Maze

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

Skeleton

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.

Kebab

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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  • Baby

    Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

    1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

    2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

    3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

    4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

    5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

    6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

    7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

    8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

    9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

    10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

    Drug Addict

    What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

    I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

    Game

    Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?

    A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).

    Windmill

    The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

    The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

    Pirate

    What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

    Baker

    Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."