Favorite jokes
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
Memes
This was my favorite moment in life
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).