Favorite jokes
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.