Favorite jokes
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Honestly
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂
My favorite joke is my life.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.