Favorite jokes
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.