What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
What is the skeletons favorited car?
: a zamBONEy
What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar. An hour or so goes, then the new flame says, I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice,food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there? His friend ok, Watch this. He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool,pulls down his zipper and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin,cleaned himpulled up his zipper then jumped to his chair. Walked back to his new gay friend and said what do you think of that? MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that! His squeeze said wanna give it a try? I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey. how's that?
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
What is pedophiles favorite prey: Vegitables
What is a pirates favorite letter ...... you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite, however I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument (comment below)
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
