Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.