Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.