What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Favorite Jokes
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
