Favorite jokes
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
My favorite website.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's a witch's favorite subject?