Favorite jokes
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
My favorite website.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.