Favorite jokes
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.