What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
