My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Whats Stephen Hawking's favorite snake
Microchips
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.