Favorite jokes
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
My favorite website.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.