Favorite jokes
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
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My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.