Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and beastiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
What is a trees favorite thing to drink. Root Beer
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
What's Stephen Hawkings favorite drug? Battery Acid
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Stroke victims are my heroes. My favorite is LOUIS CK.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
My favorite pixar film: Wall-E
What is batman's favorite food (ans Just-ice)
