What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."