What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!