Favorite jokes
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."