What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What is the favorite drink of a vampire? bloody mary
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
