Favorite jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.