What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
