Favorite jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.