Favorite jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.