Favorite jokes
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.