Favorite jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.