I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
