Favorite jokes

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

What is an orphan's favorite video game?

"Who's Your Daddy?"

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?

Free delivery XD

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

Which company likes Jesus the most?

IHS Markit!

What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.

What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

What's a knife's favorite person?

The victim.