What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Favorite Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
