What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What's and orphans favorite sport? Baseball Because that's the only time they can run home.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
