Favorite jokes
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.