Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Whats an eggs favorite phrase? an EGGspresion
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller? The Joystick
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
