Favorite jokes
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."