Favorite jokes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.