Favorite

Favorite jokes

Crush

  • High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?

    Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.

    High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.

    Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.

    High school crush: Who is it?

    Me: You.

    Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)

    Me: Fuck that.

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  • Orphan

  • I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

    I think we know why.

    Newspaper

  • What's a cow's favorite newspaper?

    The Daily M0Os.

    Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!