Favorite jokes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Best website ever 4 chair.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.