Favorite jokes
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.
I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
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My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.