Favorite jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

What are cheetahs' favorite chips?

Cheetah Puffs!

What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?

Cheetah outta here!

What is a ghost's favorite cake?

I scream cake!

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?

Insurance fraud.

What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.

What is a pup's favorite pizza?

Pupperoni

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.