Favorite jokes
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Best website ever 4 chair.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”