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Favorite Jokes

Ward

What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?

Insurance fraud.

Earthquake

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??

Rollin' and Controllin'.

Kid

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

Character

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Guitar

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

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  • Suicide

    Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂