Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.