Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
