Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?

One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

What do you call a fat chink?

Saturn.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.