my life </3 XD :'(
he’s fat!
Arden is so fat
Yo mama so ugly she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed 😂
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
