Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Arden is so fat!

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

He's fat!

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.