Fat jokes
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Arden is so fat!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.