Fat jokes

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Who is the most horny and fat ass god?

Kim Jung Un.

He's fat!

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!