my dad said i need to eat more i dont no why but his fat ass need to stop eating
Fat people:do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken
Me:Yes you look like a bunch of boulders crashing in to each other
Fat: dang... Me:shut up jon Browser minnoch
Yo mama so fat when you married your sister she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
have u ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be excepted to “my 600lb life” they need a higher ranking one
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
why do fat people like food
the more the marier
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
what do a blonde and a cow have in common... there both fat af
baka johnny fat baka
Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks in to a mirror it always shatters,because her weight could be felt all around
your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping
Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.
your momma so fat a whale said hello mom
im a fat cow
You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me
your so fat when you step you break the galexy
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut so I threw one at her and she was right