Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Arden is so fat!

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

My life </3 XD :'(

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

He's fat!

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Why do fat people like food?

The more the merrier.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.