Fat jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.