Fat jokes

Fat.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"