"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Have you ever met a kid whoās so fat that they canāt even be accepted to āMy 600lb Lifeā? They need a higher-ranking one!
