Fat jokes

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Arden is so fat!

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

My life </3 XD :'(

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

He's fat!