Fat

Fat Jokes

Mama

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mom

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Dog

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Advert

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Friend

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Whale

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

People

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Mama

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Mom

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Dad

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.