Fat jokes

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!