Fat jokes
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.