Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.