Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!