Fat jokes

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.