Fat

Fat jokes

Guy

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Weight

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Mom

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.