Fat jokes
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
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Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
You're just big and good.