Fat jokes
The chicken is so fat.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Tech administrator of a school: Hm, a message from Google security?
Tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT!
Assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME?
Tech administrator of a school: WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE!
Assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
Head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, almost as good as the one with Jack, Jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right?
Head of school board: *whispers* yeah we're fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
Important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.