My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
I call my sister a "fat cow" and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke"? I say, "Sure". She says, "You are the joke".
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
your mom is so fat she ate an ipad and said ahqah! funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! and whar del with airline footd its not white and its not black and its not asain ! ?AHAH?DSF
Your fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that to.
your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits
Dude- ABC what comes next
Kid-a big fat noob
Aliana so fat she can't fit throw a hola hop.
Khalil abubakar
Your mom as so fat she fell down the grand canton and got stuck
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mamma so fat when she walked across the floor she fell through it
Yo mama so fat her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
