Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Ur fat.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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