Fat

Fat jokes

Guy

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Mom

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo Momma

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Fortnite

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mom

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Friend

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Gun

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Therapist

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."