Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Ur fat.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.

The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.