Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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