Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.