Fat jokes
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.