Fat jokes

Ur fat.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

I'm a fat cow.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

I eat ass.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.