Fat Jokes

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.