Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.