Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.

I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.