Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!