Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
