Fat

Fat jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Insult

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Ass

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Blood Type

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Mom

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Whale

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Tinder

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Mom

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"