Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

How do fat people settle arguments?

By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!