Fat jokes
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.