yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
Your so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
Ur just are big and good
yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
your mom was so fat that she couldnt have a man and couldnt go through the door
IM JOKING DONT GET MAD
Your so fat every time you go in the elevator it goes down
Your Mom is so friking fat,THAT WHEN SHE RIPPED HER PANTSAND WENT TO THE SEAMSTER THEY SAY WE DONT SEW CURTAINS
Mom start eating or else u will get fater๐
She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale
Harrison
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now"
Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
or so fat your a scail said fat ass
I bought a anti-bullying wristband I say I bought I stole it of a fat ginger kid
YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . ๐๐