Fat

Fat Jokes

Your so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you

yo momma so fat I asked her to save me a seat so she sat down and she saved 10 and one by one the legs started popping off

Your Mom is so friking fat,THAT WHEN SHE RIPPED HER PANTSAND WENT TO THE SEAMSTER THEY SAY WE DONT SEW CURTAINS

She's so fat that when she steps on to a wood floor that the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale