One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldnβt fit.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. πππ
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
