Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

You're just big and good.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

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Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!