Fat jokes
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.