Fat jokes

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

What do you call a fat midget?

Jigglypuff.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.