Fat jokes

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.