I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms.
She was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time
Fat chicks be like “Am i fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty” like none bitch u elephant pretty 😭😭😭
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away
joe mama so fat hello kitty said goodbye
joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops
yo mamma so fat she is 4 feet tall laying down
i eat ass
You're so fat, you caused the titanic to sink
Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
