Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."