Fat jokes

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!