Fat jokes

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.