Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!