Fat jokes

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.