Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.