Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"