Fat jokes

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.