What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldnโt fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
