Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died so she buried it in the backyard!
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Fat bully. That was just the starter now do you want the main course
Me. I dont think I want that because you already ate it
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
