Fat jokes
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.