Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mom gay.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.