When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
