Fat jokes

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.