Fat jokes
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"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.