NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
