Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.