Fat jokes
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
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What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
I have a fat ass.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.