Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

I have a fat ass.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.