Fat jokes

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

You look as fat as a pig.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.