Fast jokes
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.