Fast Jokes

less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.

What do you call a fast panera bread?

panera sped

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

Say sukki 10 times fast.

why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead

Why was the rapper always in a rush?

Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM

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say "Mike who cheese hairy" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000

What movie do orphans hate the fast and furious.

Say "urine egger" 5 times fast.

Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"

Parademic are so bad go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise the tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race the race begin and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow the rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow so he decided to take a nap as he took a nap the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke the ran as fast as he could but when he came to the end the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again

If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER

God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.