Farm jokes
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Memes
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
They're blooming a gay chicken.