Farm jokes
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
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Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .