Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
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Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.