Farm jokes
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - u
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?