Farm

Farm jokes

Cow

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.

Cow

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Goose

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

Rooster

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Cow

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Cow

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

A: Cowacat

B: Mooore

C: Cowacatfood

Chicken

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Cow

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.