Farm jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Memes
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
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Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!