Farm jokes
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.