Family

Family jokes

Mum

    • Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

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    • Name

    • If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.

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    Bacon

    • One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.

    The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.

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    • Orphan

    • So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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    • Cow

    • There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

    The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

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    • Name

    • A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."

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    • Yo mama

    • "SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

    Wife

    • I think my family is racist.

    I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

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