Family jokes

Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because it's not original at all.

Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?

Because she had none of the above.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.

Joe Mama!

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Orphan joke.