Family jokes
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.