Family jokes
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Your nan is gay.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?