Family jokes
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.