Family jokes
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
no no no no no no no no no
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.