Family jokes

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Why do orphans love GTA?

Because they are actually wanted!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple got chosen.

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

What is so annoying? A younger sister.