Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Family Jokes
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
