Family jokes
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
UHH, DADDY!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Mum is the best!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hi, Dad.