Family jokes

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.

If you’re bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

Why do orphans suck at homework?

Because they don’t have a home.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.

One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.