Family jokes
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Memes
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
My dad went to go get milk.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.