I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
Family Jokes
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I donβt have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Your mum gay.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Orphan more like βpoorβphan because nobody likes him! :)
Why canβt orphans do homeschool? They donβt have a home to do so.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
