Family jokes
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"