Family jokes
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
So true
Louie being born.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3