My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.