Family jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.