Family jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

If I adopt a child, is it mine?

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Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?

Because they can't be home schooled.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

My brother truly is a numbskull.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.