Family jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.