Family jokes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Memes
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your dad is gone.
You were born out of your dad.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.