You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Family Jokes
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
