Family jokes
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
My mum.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I was coming out of airport and a rober kept his gun on my head I requested him please don't kill me as I have my old mom and dad at my home . Kill Them.
Your mom dot com.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.