Family jokes
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?
The baby you just feed nails to.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Your momma!
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.