Family jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Memes
Your dad is gone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.