Family jokes
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
You were born out of your dad.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.