Family jokes
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
I pregnoot.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
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