Family jokes
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.