Family jokes
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."