Family jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Memes
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Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.