Family

Family jokes

Shit

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Child

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Memes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see their parents.

Orphan

Why are orphans so fond of shadows?

They're the only thing that accompanies them always.

Hairline

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Compliment

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Dad

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Orphan

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.