Family jokes
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
Memes
yo moma
GURL
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Where's your mom at?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."