Family jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
toastie will you do this with me
“In yo mama.”
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.