Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Memes
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
The thing my mom birthed.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.