Family jokes
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.