Family jokes
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Memes
Me and my brother all the time
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
"Poo heads."
Baby (DYM 108).
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.