Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Family Jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
