Family jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Orphan, sorry.
Me at the dinner table
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...