Family jokes
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Memes
Me at the dinner table
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!