Family jokes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why do I have a fat mom?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.