Family jokes
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Memes
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
GURL
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Where's your mom at?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!