Family jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.