Family jokes

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Your mum's foreheads.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples are picked.

What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?

"Fairly OddParents."

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.