Family jokes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.