Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Family Jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
