Family jokes
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.