Family jokes
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
My dead grandfather!!!!
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Just ask your dad.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.