Family jokes
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
My dead grandfather!!!!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.